im back

jedisassafras:

tamaranianprincess:

winterismyfavoriteseason1945:

infinitystarks:

infinitelymonstrous:

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

I’m just gonna leave this here…

Jesus Christ this is gloriously amazing

Art imitating life imitating art imitating life

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undercvermartyn:

you: I knew Kevin was gay because in STAR he said gave his boyfriend head

me, an intellectual: I knew Kevin was gay because in STAR he said he can’t drive 

muckkles:

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

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samuraichampu:

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

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fiightingdreamers:

jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study “does being richer than god turn you into a fucking moron” and it turns out the answer is a hard yes

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personalmephistopheles:

kelptalks:

plantcab:

kelptalks:

we all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

explain

stressed, broke, gay

back hurts

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shiftingpath:

reygf:

i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic 

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